Partius McPoopertown

rudeandgingerdoctor:

221cbakerstreet:

princessfreakazoid:

larry-while-were-young:

princessfreakazoid:

in the 1940s the word “boner” used to mean “huge mistake” and it still pretty much means that

how the fuck would you know that

because i know things

i read these to my dad and he literally fell off his chair laughing and is now purple in the face

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The natural salt water fountain is barely a fountain.

Let me tell you about that mother fucker.

It’s called Thor’s Well.

Which is fucking cool sounding, so someone fix this.

And you can only fucking see it during high tide, sometimes. I take photographs and that bitch is a mother fucker to find at the right time. 
Also please…tag your pictures. Oh god. 

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kanyewesticle:

i saw a chameleon today so i guess it was a pretty shitty chameleon

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chickensandwich:

i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals. 

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ammarmali:

It’s so annoying when people use big words, but not in the right context. They’re just trying to be ambidextrous.

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deucebowl:

How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?

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melancholier:

sext: hey later do u wanna….. youknow………. frick frack

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Michelle Richmond  (via wordscount)

UGHHH

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dorothy-cotton:

im not a murderer some of my best friends are alive

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firststariseetonight:

I’m in love with you.

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I  made these a while ago. Does it count?

Neil Gaiman (via daenerysed)

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mensrightsactivist:

ill punch a bee i dont give a fuck

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